If a gay guy starts playing games with you, and you’re straight, you just tell him to fuck off. But I’m not attracted to them in the least so I could give a shit about their games. Not that gay men don’t play games from what I hear, they’re the worst.
I love gay men because you get all that wonderful inspiring feminine energy without all the games. Gay men are notorious for that bitchy ‘don’t bother me, I’m hot, this service sucks, and I’m tired’ look on their face, whereas straight men are more known for their ‘yo what’s up ladies, God its fucking hot, dude you think that chick was looking at me?’ look on their faces. and often from the way they stand and the looks they make with their faces. Also from their hand gestures and the way they walk. You can tell they are gay, or at least have a proclivity towards it, just from the way that they speak. I notice up close for the first time in a while that gay mean speak differently. and he’s holding that picnic basket like he’s little red riding hood. So yes I’m watching this guy and we’re talking. We had a nice chat and I watched him the whole time as always the two of me: the reluctant participator and the eager observer. So I’m past my getting freaked out phase. Now if we weren’t in South Beach, another man could get freaked out by that. and of course he was carrying a picnic basket. If I were a gay man, I would want to be as fantastic as he was. Straight men do tend to be more boring than gay men, don’t they? I just mean that he was terribly gay. better a terribly gay man than a wickedly ugly woman or an totally boring straight man. I certainly don’t mean that it is terrible that he is gay nor that we were speaking. I was in the elevator and a terribly gay man began speaking with me.